Go ahead, brand thyself. SCORE 9
Wind farms have a certain vibe to them. SCORE 62
It’s sort of my Halloween costume. SCORE 34
Russian beaches seem nice… SCORE 28
Gandalf with the pro gamer move. SCORE 42
Dads whom disappoint. SCORE 37
Do not blame on the stars that which comes from inside. SCORE 44
Define Latte… SCORE 40
I was not prepared for this… SCORE 39
Two feet of snow, roughly. SCORE 45
Listen here, Neil. SCORE 72
HOA is an emotional outlet. SCORE 42
Gym tricks you probably didn’t know. SCORE 47
#hugtheworld(carefully) SCORE 31
A poem of blood lust. SCORE 29
Littering is the the wurst. SCORE 49
A salute to friendship and honour. SCORE 50
He will make a great father, someday. SCORE 53
Do not try this at work. SCORE 43
The only Avengers Im interested in. SCORE 32
It was worth a try anyway. SCORE 57
Some dads don’t know… but that’s OK. SCORE 40
Bog Body goals. SCORE 55
This ant is printed on every single copy… #antlife SCORE 20
FREEDOM SOCKS! SCORE 46
On the way to the 100 Acre Wood SCORE 47
Hiding ice cream from kids hacks… SCORE 40
Would you like to request your final baguette? SCORE 75
Forbidden lobby. SCORE 48
How is the rental market, son? SCORE 44
The many faced god? SCORE 36
How ants do the walkin’. SCORE 23