friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 21
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 15
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 18
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
no SCORE 23
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
space facts on your back SCORE 37
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 39
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 45
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
help, i woke up SCORE 32
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
a true work of art SCORE 13
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4