And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Real American hero SCORE 41
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
15, max. SCORE 52
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Mother fluffer SCORE 40
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
Dreams do come true SCORE 67
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
I just became more metal SCORE 33
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
80 hours these days SCORE -18
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
A voice we can trust SCORE 55
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Fatality SCORE 40
