Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24
My dream day SCORE 24
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
What about Linux? SCORE 45
With great power, comes great responsi-poo-lity SCORE 40
Those aren’t pigeons. Those are demon birds SCORE 40
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
The end is nigh SCORE 38
When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31
Catosaurus Rex SCORE 31
Are you there, God? SCORE 21
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
The truth is self evident SCORE 27
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
Problem solved SCORE 42
What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 28
What year is ist? SCORE 35
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
My resume lied SCORE 30
Faith in humanity lost SCORE -6
Personal space doesn’t exist in the ocean SCORE 26
Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62
Just keep swimming SCORE 37
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
request denied SCORE 30
That’s gonna leave an internal mark SCORE 37
I love that spatula so much SCORE 62
Stress relief SCORE 45
Sounds painful SCORE 28
