Olden but golden SCORE 19
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
WELL THEN SCORE 17
I want to believe. SCORE 28
I would eat them. SCORE 41
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
Egyptians are pokemon professors SCORE 45
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
treat? SCORE 25
I am very strong *quack* SCORE 27
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
Oh how the turn tables turn. SCORE 30
Movie Magic SCORE 27
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
It’s all good. SCORE 49
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 20
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 47
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
