How my wife waits for homemade cookies. SCORE 151
The Princess Bride was the original Game of Thrones. SCORE 146
Wal-Mart cake SCORE 170
I Point and Laugh at Archaeologist SCORE 202
When you put a Starbucks next to a basketball court. SCORE -9
I’m feeling lucky! SCORE 18
invisible basketballs SCORE 15
12 Ways to Tie Your Shoe Laces SCORE 141
Water is wet SCORE 26
Are you Misha Collins? SCORE 340
Edinburgh, Scotland SCORE 135
Every time I open a card from my grandma. SCORE 85
The old switcharoo. SCORE 18
Shooting Stars SCORE 14
That’s a valid point SCORE 253
quiet fives SCORE -3
hover orcas SCORE 11
Visiting friends who don’t have kids. SCORE 11
Nope Nope Nope SCORE 17
Thriller. SCORE 137
Doing dips. SCORE 132
This is my song! SCORE 90
Putin might actually be a Bond villain. SCORE 161
Teeth so white they can’t dance. SCORE 129
HALP SCORE 14
No officer… SCORE 146
Go ahead. Try to pet my belly. SCORE 9
government logic SCORE 11
Agent T SCORE 261
clap your Hans SCORE 14
My sister’s creepy two-legged cat. SCORE 13
What torture. SCORE 190
