shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 47
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 27
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
muggle born SCORE 15
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
help, i woke up SCORE 32
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
a true work of art SCORE 13
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 31
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
the look of being bamboozled SCORE 24
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 28
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 22
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
no SCORE 24
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 14
space facts on your back SCORE 37
you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
texagons SCORE 23
clumsy summoning circle SCORE 26
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
