You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 193
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
Root beer, squared. SCORE 311
I never run with scissors. SCORE 175
I love you. SCORE 20
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 147
Daryl on an actual zombie apocalypse. SCORE 197
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
Just Bill Murray SCORE 12
Please be troll. SCORE 194
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
I used to be a people person… SCORE 131
New books. SCORE 200
Seems legit. SCORE 150
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288
How people see me. SCORE 234
I hate that feeling. SCORE 223
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
The tragedy of Africa. SCORE 155
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
Your math teacher is a liar. SCORE 176
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 253
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
Ladies… SCORE 173
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -261
Rethink your drink. SCORE 152
How I cook pizza at home. SCORE 226
