my roomba has made a very powerful enemy today SCORE 23
bear with me SCORE 26
thank you for putting up with me SCORE 24
doing math at 7-11 is not easy when you just want some taquitos SCORE 23
the villain just really wants to impress the hero. maybe grab dinner sometime SCORE 28
victor frankenstein would have loved build a bear SCORE 28
they say nothing is impossible. clearly they’ve never tried touching two magnets together with the same poles SCORE 14
it’s a funny painting worth laughing at for an extended period of time SCORE 30
what cupcakes are called in canada SCORE 23
fedora the explorer SCORE 29
how to maximize having fun at a gym before getting kicked out SCORE 35
judges judily SCORE 20
the possibilities of what i can accomplish are limitless SCORE 27
gangster flowers: for when you want to start a garden but don’t want to lose credit with the mafia SCORE 22
we can make him better than he was before SCORE 29
a bear’s guide to spooning. are you the spoon or the teaspoon? SCORE 5
this would be a good prank to pull on your significant other. just make sure they don’t call a plumber SCORE 14
they’re not drowning, you don’t have to save them SCORE 33
a fruit hammock, for when you want your produce to be more relaxed than you SCORE 21
put the steps back or pay the consequences SCORE 25
who are you, harry potter? SCORE 24
their fear is only temporary. sadly, so is my pleasure SCORE 24
horror story with a happy ending SCORE 38
incredible cherry potato plants that yield double crops SCORE 34
phrases that could have been said in the 1300s include SCORE 21
whoop there it is SCORE 23
i’m never going to financially recover from this SCORE 23
the world is your oyster SCORE 25
a punchable enter key to help you take out some anger at work SCORE 22
after you turn 30, going out after 9 is more of a chore than a good time SCORE 26
silent forgiveness is perfectly acceptable self care SCORE 26
a motorized pool float to make sure your sunday is especially lazy SCORE 24
