I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
How is this possible? SCORE 277
I was mugged! SCORE 130
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
Just… hold… still! SCORE 3
It will be worth the wait she said… no woman ever. SCORE 11
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
Truth. SCORE 183
I love you more than… SCORE 122
My feelings toward college. SCORE 158
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
BROFIST SCORE -2
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
Because Reasons SCORE 224
I yawned! SCORE 10
Word! SCORE 20
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 197
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
