The English language is about to change. SCORE 208
When my parents try to wake me up in the morning. SCORE 11
They offer what I have already SCORE 16
Congratulations graduate! SCORE 202
It’s the future. SCORE 145
childhood ruined SCORE -5
Surgery expectation vs. reality. SCORE 122
Well then SCORE -11
brew am I to disagree? SCORE 237
Honked at a Prius SCORE 0
How can I adopt him? SCORE 209
newton’s cradle with lightbulbs SCORE 145
god dammit humanity SCORE 12
Karma. SCORE 18
1 in 5 SCORE 239
Teletubbies love Harry Potter. SCORE 134
Lego key and cable holder SCORE 139
Young Mother Carrying A Child On Her Back In The Market, Hong Kong Island SCORE 12
Bacon onion rings! SCORE 9
*interesting title here* SCORE 2
Dragon breath! SCORE 6
cat escapes dog like a boss SCORE 135
Figures it’s Snow White… SCORE -10
happens to the best of us SCORE 16
Dear Kitten… SCORE 10
First dates. SCORE 16
Cereal. It’s kind of a big deal. SCORE 17
Let me just go cry over here SCORE 308
Rent or Buy? SCORE -8
10/10 would bang SCORE -4
The original Gerber Baby. SCORE 168
All of my money would go to this game. SCORE 203