merriam webster should sue! SCORE 16
sleep makes no difference SCORE 29
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
accidental beauty SCORE 31
exactly how i ordered it SCORE 19
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
onward, steed! SCORE 14
is this satire? SCORE 14
everything beagle SCORE 1
memorable first customer SCORE 17
duck! SCORE 13
i like bananas SCORE 9
a very small dog SCORE 15
otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 12
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
rainbow road is a solid metaphor for life, honestly SCORE 16
mooooo SCORE 15
it’s perfect SCORE 21
20 times and i swear i’m done SCORE 11
friday is perfect actually SCORE 25
we’re both lying SCORE 23
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
cramps SCORE 10
be kind, peanut butt SCORE 15
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
what is this, pants? SCORE 23
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
we dare you SCORE 10
yes they are SCORE 7
future track star SCORE 17