Hey, I just met you. SCORE 124
Every time. SCORE 182
U wanna pizza me? SCORE 181
Every public bathroom ever. SCORE 229
Well that escalated quickly. SCORE 152
I > You. SCORE 272
Oh really? SCORE 174
Scumbag Golden Retriever. SCORE 255
It’s true. SCORE 209
Do want. SCORE 248
Hawkward. SCORE 270
Hello, Turtle? SCORE 217
Bikini season is right around the corner! SCORE 144
Cats are jerks. SCORE 138
When I’m feeling sick… SCORE 180
Dog logic. SCORE 281
How I feel about people that say “YOLO.” SCORE 207
Anatomy of a Slurpee. SCORE 247
Every time… SCORE 142
How you pass the time on vacation. SCORE 144
How politics work. SCORE 298
There are plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 212
No matter how bad your day seems… SCORE 167
Cat’s resume. SCORE 109
Bad Joke Eel strikes again. SCORE 157
Reading yoga. SCORE 223
Did you know? SCORE 233
When someone turns on the lights when I’m sleeping. SCORE 272
Chase all the strings! SCORE 127
My life is a constant battle… SCORE 230
Cats are jerks. SCORE 218
On the one hand. SCORE 126
