tweezers just don’t get the job done SCORE 14
very subtle SCORE 17
everyone needs a hill SCORE 25
what fantasy are you revealing? SCORE 22
can’t hurt to try SCORE 31
i’d like to rent a vowel SCORE 14
wilst thou things ever change? SCORE 18
some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22
hulk needs to learn to keep some desires to himself SCORE 15
the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 33
no trash panda was harmed SCORE 16
i chose the wrong career SCORE 31
how old book smell is created SCORE 31
i just love food too much SCORE 21
medical mystery SCORE 25
ley’s go skiing SCORE 38
the one ring to get me to say yes SCORE 25
you’re not leaving us, we’re leaving you! SCORE 10
am i a dog? SCORE 33
tiny but a might roar SCORE 18
the best ride at every county fair SCORE 20
throw them out SCORE 18
my next hobby SCORE 13
my fart is on the floor SCORE 23
no one leaves a party before i do SCORE 20
important notes for male writers SCORE 42
absolutely exhausting SCORE 21
smells like sadness SCORE 16
more dogs than you could have guessed SCORE 32
memes cure everything SCORE 10
you’re probably faking it SCORE 51
then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25
