a perfectly valid excuse SCORE 17
fun fore the whole family! SCORE 10
i want all of it, stat! SCORE 29
working from home problems SCORE 27
if it’s “lazy”, i shouldn’t have to chop anything SCORE 34
the game of cat and house SCORE 26
“and the 100m in a record-breaking 30 seconds!” SCORE 35
putting the trick in trick or treat SCORE 19
ah yes, my favorite subgenre SCORE 31
giving my 2 minutes notice SCORE 9
yeah you motherducker SCORE 32
the happiest cat alive SCORE 47
i’ve become far too powerful for you humans SCORE 27
forever how i think of influencers, now SCORE 24
putting the “tea” in “team change” SCORE 16
bahama mamas w’ll do that to ya SCORE 2
sweet, i could only find ones that were roughly used! SCORE 0
you’ve maybe seen a housefly, or even a horse fly…but you ain’t never see a turtle fly SCORE 21
growing up is working 8-10 hour days then spending more hours to eventually rest for a small amount of time SCORE 19
she really gets me SCORE 13
it’s the thought that counts SCORE 15
1 like = 1 prayer SCORE 14
it does seem magical with how much this happens on accident SCORE 25
but what about second knowing SCORE 31
well…it did save on ammo… SCORE 13
*literally a helldemon that makes cerberus look like a chump* SCORE 12
better watch your back, buddy SCORE 9
welp, time to just roll over and oof SCORE 15
burn down the store at this rate SCORE 19
dang, and here i thought i was write about that SCORE 24
nerd moment SCORE 12
etched into your memory for eons SCORE 18
