Hate Autocorrect SCORE 132
Boop! SCORE 136
You make an excellent point. SCORE 166
Why can’t we live here? SCORE 228
Karma. SCORE 236
Well that escalated quickly… SCORE 296
Lottery SCORE 4
The rules to always being a gentleman. SCORE 168
When other people see babies vs. When I see babies. SCORE 105
This generation. SCORE 265
Alderaan Weather Report SCORE 4
Forever and always SCORE 0
I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun… SCORE 82
My new calculator. SCORE 109
Metric VS Customary SCORE 6
Made of match sticks. SCORE 137
Awesome nails are awesome. SCORE 169
SMILE!!! SCORE 151
Every time. SCORE 180
When I’m home alone. SCORE 173
Just Phil Dunphy SCORE 183
How to confuse an idiot SCORE 1
Good idea. SCORE 4
When Not Using a cell phone SCORE 3
How hurricanes form. SCORE 135
The Hulk Potter. SCORE 159
How I google something vs. How my mom googles something. SCORE 125
There’s a bear out there who knows how to use matches. SCORE 206
Girls are like abstract paintings… SCORE 239
Saw: Xmas. SCORE 100
right in dat childhood. SCORE 2
Well played Simon, well played. SCORE 198
