if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
beavers hate water SCORE 35
at least there are cats SCORE 20
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
not your average gastropub SCORE 18
started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30
true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
see you tomorrow SCORE 27
species and age, please SCORE 40
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 12
we are the math problem SCORE 35
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
we have one useful hand SCORE 23
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
the dishes… again SCORE 27
roger roger SCORE 14
what we want vs what we get SCORE 18
growing toe beans SCORE 33
rats love tiny cars SCORE 40
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 43
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 20
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 22
pupils dilate SCORE 45
you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 29
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
dad’s ravioli SCORE 6
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 32
dog bites everything SCORE 23
