Do the blink! SCORE 23
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
sent via FAX SCORE 15
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
hello little friend SCORE 20
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
The Office cameos SCORE 11
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 30
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 25
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
*have SCORE 16
Steal the world! SCORE 21
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
Papa don’t preach, I’m in trouble deep… SCORE 18
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
