True desperation. SCORE 150
Eargasm Worthy SCORE -7
Swimming practice. SCORE 237
Canceling plans. SCORE 222
Every time I spend the night at my girlfriend’s… SCORE 187
I hate clothing tags. SCORE 171
My heart just melted. SCORE 82
Flight 772. SCORE 460
Exactly. SCORE 170
The Feels SCORE 14
Mom was right about a lot of things. SCORE 229
How are you feeling today? SCORE 64
Why I’ve never felt comfortable using these things… SCORE 140
You are so cute… SCORE 336
Where they are now… SCORE 30
SONDER SCORE 21
Oh Google. SCORE 224
Costas Hummingbird SCORE 24
Insom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nia. SCORE 162
Returned… SCORE 14
Applied Theoretical Physics SCORE 4
There’s no food left in the house SCORE 116
Fat SCORE 493
Dem feels. SCORE 448
That’s a striking resemblance. SCORE 310
True story. SCORE 385
If Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne were both drowning… SCORE 265
Just a puppy. SCORE 177
My workout routine. SCORE 10
Pounds to galleons SCORE 14
We spent 10 years looking for Bin Laden SCORE 321
The Times Photoshoot. SCORE 282
