The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
And cheese SCORE 26
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
Real American hero SCORE 41
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
Dreams do come true SCORE 67
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
Mother fluffer SCORE 40
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
15, max. SCORE 52
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
A voice we can trust SCORE 55
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
80 hours these days SCORE -18
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
Fatality SCORE 40
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
I just became more metal SCORE 33
