Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 47
It’s all good. SCORE 49
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
Olden but golden SCORE 19
WELL THEN SCORE 17
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
I want to believe. SCORE 28
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
Movie Magic SCORE 27
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 20
I would eat them. SCORE 41
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
treat? SCORE 25
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
