Dear shaving commercials. SCORE 254
Whale bullies. SCORE 140
Just perfect. SCORE 21
It feels good. SCORE 176
The world’s largest swimming pool. SCORE 209
We’ve all had that moment. SCORE 111
Women’s logic. SCORE -75
More than meets the eye. SCORE 183
Accurate. SCORE 168
Why I hate movie theaters. SCORE 180
It isn’t. SCORE 183
You are traffic. SCORE 242
There may be a spy among us. SCORE 214
Attack! SCORE 200
I miss you… SCORE 190
Onion rings. SCORE 158
Big cats also like boxes. SCORE 164
Jenga! SCORE 198
A cat’s life. SCORE 0
This is what I feel like now! SCORE 12
Harry Potter’s iPhone. SCORE 208
Scumbag alcohol. SCORE 65
I’m so glad that never panned out as I imagined. SCORE 334
Books I could write. SCORE 107
Oh hot reservoir. SCORE 387
I need dis. SCORE 203
Oh hipsters… SCORE 130
I’m too legit to quit SCORE 230
Grumpy cat and I have something in common. SCORE 217
Science FTW! SCORE 153
If you watch…. SCORE 186
Goldfish problems. SCORE 180
