Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24
Preparation pays off. SCORE 100
The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19
Preach, Papa. SCORE 41
Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 18
Never forget. SCORE 29
Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 28
2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 30
Dolly Parton gets no rest. SCORE 24
You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 26
To the rescue? SCORE 24
🤔 SCORE 19
Absolute class. SCORE 25
Corona bad. SCORE 28
Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 30
Le sigh… SCORE 25
We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 21
everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27
We need you, bud. SCORE 18
Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 21
Be petty SCORE 35
Astronauts assemble! SCORE 22
Black Lives Matter Plaza by order of Mayor Bowser SCORE 27
US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24
I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 24
Big wreckage… SCORE 23
Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 29
Long live the queen!? SCORE 30
Beware the danger. SCORE 27
This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14
Death by words SCORE 24
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 37
