Are you the bottom of my laptop? SCORE 108
I’ll Just Look It Up SCORE 44
Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go. SCORE 149
Wasn’t me SCORE 106
Miscommunication SCORE 88
Yankee Doodle SCORE 85
Your value does not decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth. SCORE 66
Pokemon Go is our only hope SCORE 186
Dale and his girlfriend SCORE 133
Nein times cuter SCORE 119
Did you know most of the elements that make up the human body originate from stars? SCORE 62
Suicide Squad trying to be edgy SCORE 101
So I haven’t worn shorts in a while SCORE 42
Sometimes I feel like people are reading my mind… SCORE 89
I bet he’s regretting that now. SCORE 145
Coffee, please. SCORE 22
When you hate your neighbors SCORE 87
So you like metal? SCORE 144
My kind of bed SCORE -70
Not today. SCORE 205
July 11th 2016 SCORE 135
Liz… SCORE 123
The world’s worst roommate. SCORE 47
Whenever I embarrass myself SCORE 102
Twist! SCORE 138
I would watch this SCORE 110
He belongs in the ocean SCORE 202
Marriage is mostly about knowing which hand towels you can use… SCORE 100
Somethings not right here… SCORE 160
What if Radagast the Brown got the One Ring? SCORE 78
Parents are never satisfied SCORE 135
Should you trust people? SCORE 78
