
Not today! SCORE 105

ORDINARY COOLANT LEAKAGE. DISREGARD. SCORE 77

Real mermaids in Disneyland SCORE 131

At least he tried SCORE 66

Long live the Empire SCORE 71

Getting ready for those calls from the school SCORE 164

Mom's are good things. SCORE 28

Time-freezing powers SCORE 209

A haiku on getting up in the morning. SCORE 207

Yeah Comfortable...! SCORE 81

If Pokémon had jobs. SCORE 153

*cries macaroni* SCORE 125

Man's best friend. SCORE 202

Give it more than you have. SCORE 61

So much irony. SCORE 278

Went disc golfing and lost a disc in a pond. 73 other people didn’t care as much as I did. SCORE 175

Essays Are A Lot Of Work SCORE 132

In a nutshell.. SCORE 154

My mom asked my sister if she uses the same streaming program that Mom uses SCORE 48

Poke It With Your Sword A Few Times To Make Sure SCORE 144

jake is okay SCORE 94

She put the lotion on? SCORE 13

Kids Are The Best SCORE 110

From the hippos' perspective. SCORE 234

The ching chong language SCORE 222

Someone Give Mary An Award SCORE 285

Good Guy Keanu. SCORE 255

You're doing it right. SCORE 197

My music teacher posted this today. SCORE 289

You are a king among pawns. SCORE 50

warrior SCORE 75

2016 Presidential Campaigns Spending Disparity SCORE 9