adrian! SCORE 8
wear it proudly SCORE 48
try throwing a piano SCORE 1
hold the line SCORE 23
i’m fat-bulous SCORE 22
bunch of floppers! SCORE 32
purrfecting his craft SCORE 29
every morning when i wake up SCORE 31
just the facts SCORE 10
if he fits, he sits SCORE 15
measuring time in mothers SCORE 33
next question SCORE 26
that’s not leg hair SCORE 20
birds aren’t real SCORE 2
the said the perfect couple doesn’t exist… SCORE 27
no reason SCORE 16
a 300 percent mortality rate SCORE 21
let him rise SCORE 14
victorian slang at its finest SCORE 16
all the wholesomeness in one photo SCORE 20
you are perfect SCORE 18
bed bugs! SCORE 22
i’m gonna go home SCORE 41
2 outta 3 ain’t bad SCORE 22
the best politician SCORE 17
totally normal transportation in florida SCORE 26
bring me the bucket SCORE 15
dream relationship SCORE 26
i didn’t need to sleep anyway SCORE 19
the interview that never ends SCORE 25
my brain lags SCORE 40
buying this book now SCORE 35
