Trying to teach my kids how the thermostat works. SCORE 127
Colbert: NASA has found methane on Mars SCORE 149
Favorite shows as drinks. SCORE 221
Germans. SCORE 3
Well this is depressing. SCORE 4
This one takes the cake for ugly and creative. SCORE 158
First kisses are always terrible. SCORE 116
Best Day of his life so far! SCORE 5
Group projects. SCORE 149
Boom pregnant! SCORE 14
Oh buddy. SCORE 7
Time. SCORE 133
The Perfect Gift SCORE 188
Things that have never, ever been said. SCORE 158
How I feel about Christmas. SCORE 8
Loud music. SCORE 15
When I get home from work. SCORE 105
Claus Enough SCORE 7
For Lease Navidad SCORE 13
Colorblind. SCORE 136
If you think your life sucks… SCORE 83
When you see it. SCORE 5
Go fishing with dad they said. “It will be fun” they said… SCORE 136
The shinbone. SCORE 94
That’s a terrible surprise. SCORE 139
Sir, may I trouble you for some pets? SCORE 11
Loki. SCORE 152
Potential bookmarks SCORE 120
OH NO OH NO NOOOOO SCORE 120
Harry has great taste in music. SCORE 102
Why You Don’t See Santa Claus SCORE 11
The most non-offensive Christmas card. SCORE 9