Rethink your drink. SCORE 152
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
I never run with scissors. SCORE 174
How I cook pizza at home. SCORE 226
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
Root beer, squared. SCORE 311
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 145
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
Ladies… SCORE 173
How people see me. SCORE 233
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
I love you. SCORE 20
The tragedy of Africa. SCORE 155
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
Your math teacher is a liar. SCORE 176
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
I hate that feeling. SCORE 223
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
Friends. SCORE 213
Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
Seems legit. SCORE 150
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
Please be troll. SCORE 194
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
Daryl on an actual zombie apocalypse. SCORE 196