How my Oscar speech would go SCORE 142
So How Free Are You? SCORE 126
If you buy any sort of gossip magazine… SCORE 4
You gonna get slapped SCORE 15
Biden Looks A Little Disappointed SCORE 10
Now They Will Never Know SCORE 14
Hold On, Something’s Not Right Here SCORE 12
Cats Who Won’t Let You Read Your Book SCORE 138
i wish this was less accurate SCORE 145
Being obsessed with films or books SCORE 153
My husband’s over there SCORE 209
You Should Always Go For Second Breakfast SCORE 156
When I laugh at a racist joke SCORE 13
Heaven SCORE 3
I've never seen so much love for food SCORE 9
It makes so much sense now SCORE 128
Why does Finn want his arm ripped out of its socket so badly? SCORE 9
I feel sorry for the little guy SCORE 156
200 pounds of feathers SCORE 16
Level 1 RPG armor SCORE 118
The Achilles's heel SCORE 148
If You Ever Meet An Olympian SCORE 131
Next-level mirror selfies SCORE 12
They call me coffee SCORE 154
New password SCORE 174
I Had Salad For Dinner SCORE 12
Do you have any raisins? SCORE 180
This is the worst! SCORE 105
Burnt to a crisp SCORE 158
Maybe Everyone Has Those Days SCORE 17
April Fool’s Joke Gone Wrong SCORE -7
Vegan butter wants to build a wall SCORE 160
