Like a boss. SCORE 244
Thoughtful guy rap. SCORE 162
Most people don’t realize this… SCORE 188
Imagine. SCORE 366
Therefore I shall not laugh. SCORE 316
Do go on… SCORE 192
How I feel every morning. SCORE 79
Umbrella cockatoo dancing and singing ACDC. SCORE 70
Get adopted they said… SCORE 233
I’d rather just confess to the murder. SCORE 331
You wanna know how I got these scars? SCORE 124
My hobby. SCORE 188
How Reddit works. SCORE 158
If it fits, I sits. SCORE 224
Meerkats! SCORE 96
Typical cop… SCORE 135
If at first you don’t succeed… SCORE 227
Oh flowers, you understand me. SCORE 277
The making of a cat lady. SCORE 147
4:30am and you’re trying to sleep? SCORE 260
If it can’t be fixed with duct tape… SCORE 277
Barackberry Ojama. SCORE 237
Dog logic. SCORE 211
Seals are just dog mermaids. SCORE 250
Crap. SCORE 246
LOL. SCORE 231
Yes. SCORE 285
How Kony 2012 ended. SCORE 220
Holy tights Batman! SCORE 249
What am I doing with my life? SCORE 344
How I die. SCORE 254
Having a bad hair day? SCORE 205