Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23
Mama mia look at the pizza… SCORE 20
This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 34
*gunshots* SCORE 22
What sound would it make? SCORE 31
Sparkling anxiety spritz… SCORE 45
You really nailed it, pup. SCORE 31
Hah! Look at this idiota! SCORE 32
You’re probably fun at parties… SCORE 27
luvutoobye *click* SCORE 29
Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13
I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32
It actually is this SCORE 35
The problem with toaster engineers… SCORE 33
It puts the lotion on… SCORE 35
There’s always one… SCORE 29
Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49
Please stop mowing the lawn, Charlotte… SCORE 22
Golden brushtail possii are cute. SCORE 29
Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 47
McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21
You go. SCORE 37
We should buy them all??? SCORE 30
Cha cha real smooth… SCORE 28
By golly it IS a pen wing! SCORE 43
Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 40
You can do this. SCORE 47
Penwing instincts. SCORE 30
Waitasecond… SCORE 39
Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23
Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23
Can we phrase it differently, please? – Papa Dracula SCORE 24
