
Yeah that seems like it should be an easier decision than it is… SCORE 37

White House during the last hours of may, 2020 SCORE 25

do your best, babe. SCORE 26

Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24

Long live the queen!? SCORE 30

To the rescue? SCORE 24

2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 31

everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27

Driving an Edison SCORE 31

This cat prefers you mummified and in a tomb. SCORE 23

Never forget. SCORE 30

Theodore Roosevelt forded a river on a moose, BTW. SCORE 23

A man of gawd. SCORE 13

You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 27

The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19

PASS SCORE 19

This is what it’s like when doge attac. SCORE 23

Eat some greens, doll. SCORE 17

Who turned off the lights? SCORE 14

We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 21

Greta how could you. SCORE 27

thicc SCORE 13

Dolly Parton gets no rest. SCORE 23

You’ve heard about Rooftop Koreans… how about Storefront Sikhs? SCORE 26

Astronauts assemble! SCORE 22

DJ Jazzy Jeff knew. SCORE 27

Also when their team wins… SCORE 23

Big wreckage… SCORE 24

GDPR is for coooOOkie crisp. SCORE 32

I mean… They’re not wrong. SCORE 28

Hello, child. SCORE 26

Death by words SCORE 24