Daddy, how was I born? SCORE 969
4/21. SCORE 617
Wake-up call. SCORE 1175
Marathon. SCORE 2146
1st rule of buddy system? SCORE 246
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 450
Things to do when you’re stuck at the airport. SCORE 482
Congratulations… SCORE 777
Content of women’s magazines. SCORE 466
OMG mom, call MTV! SCORE 751
Can’t be unseen. SCORE 288
Buffering. SCORE 814
A story about Fiona. SCORE 831
Birthdays then and now. SCORE 1249
Dear 90’s kids, SCORE 559
Patrick! SCORE 1033
But today I’m only going to eat two slices… SCORE 434
Death to hipsters. SCORE 606
Get a girlfriend, they said… SCORE 277
Hipster Pocahontas. SCORE 783
Bill and Hillary. SCORE 612
I’m Abraham Lincoln! SCORE 227
Ghetto swimming pool. SCORE 244
Caterpillar mustache. SCORE 125
Throwing stars are overrated. SCORE 185
Dysfunctional Valentine hearts. SCORE 300
Pigeon is not amused! SCORE 348
How to crush childhoods. SCORE 1014
Meanwhile, in London. SCORE 753
Do want. SCORE 1043
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
I am responsible for what I say… SCORE 507
