supersize it SCORE -4
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
zero traction SCORE 11
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
it’s perfect SCORE 21
is this satire? SCORE 14
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
slap them SCORE 12
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
i like bananas SCORE 9
cats find a way SCORE 23
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
working cat SCORE 20
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
accidental beauty SCORE 31
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
a very small dog SCORE 15
did i stutter? SCORE 12
memorable first customer SCORE 17
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
every segment on the news SCORE 13
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16