there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
must pet the pet SCORE 37
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
there were no survivors SCORE 37
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
important psa SCORE 44
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39
so true SCORE 37
bad ass SCORE 38
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
cats always come first SCORE 27
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
too late SCORE 38
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
clever girl SCORE 40
i can never find the words SCORE 45
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
oh wow SCORE 48
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
pebble and roll SCORE 65
