because everything is okay SCORE 13
supersize it SCORE -4
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
every segment on the news SCORE 14
a very small dog SCORE 15
cats find a way SCORE 23
scary fish! SCORE 7
one stop american shop SCORE 7
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
no one understands my genius SCORE 17
i like bananas SCORE 9
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
slap them SCORE 13
zero traction SCORE 11
memorable first customer SCORE 17
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
working cat SCORE 20
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
scream therapy SCORE 15
did i stutter? SCORE 12
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
enjoy your party! SCORE 12
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
you saw nothing! SCORE 17