
I got 99 bubbles but this ain’t fun SCORE 143

From the western Philadelphia I hail. SCORE 106

Do better. SCORE 73

Gas company wants 3.95 to pay a .58 cent bill online SCORE 63

dump SCORE 64

A productive lesson SCORE 345

When you don't understand how french works SCORE 121

Every time I nap. SCORE 241

Upgraded trashman SCORE 86

Hedgehog yawns. SCORE 151

When the CPR dummies are having fun in the closet... SCORE 54

Weight loss journey SCORE 126

Scumbag Texas. SCORE 139

I Don't Have Insurance... SCORE 71

Check Out My Sweet New Shirt SCORE 104

Our brothers to the south. SCORE 120

Peter Pan. SCORE 183

A serene moment SCORE 58

Feelings. We all have them. SCORE 55

I'm awkward when people compliment me... SCORE 263

United Airlanes SCORE 255

Is it possible to learn this power? SCORE 26

Screw You, Disney SCORE 197

nyctophilia. SCORE 178

The joys of daylight savings time. SCORE 432

Kool kids buffet SCORE 23

Happy bears SCORE 80

My baby is a robot. SCORE 220

Let's have a contest. SCORE 98

Mom thinks son runs the Google SCORE 72

That's A-Door-Able SCORE 175

I can just stay home and have a Netflix night for FREE SCORE 96