Catosaurus Rex SCORE 31
My resume lied SCORE 30
Problem solved SCORE 42
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
What about Linux? SCORE 45
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
Stress relief SCORE 45
Bosses hear what they wanna hear SCORE 62
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
My dream day SCORE 24
Flying first class SCORE 24
I love that spatula so much SCORE 62
Personal space doesn’t exist in the ocean SCORE 26
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
The truth is self evident SCORE 27
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
The obvious answer SCORE 26
request denied SCORE 30
What year is ist? SCORE 35
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
Just keep swimming SCORE 37
When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31
Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24
What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 28
Those aren’t pigeons. Those are demon birds SCORE 40
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
Are you there, God? SCORE 21
That’s gonna leave an internal mark SCORE 37
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31