i didn’t want the steamed veggies SCORE 55
that didn’t age well SCORE 28
they blocked my number SCORE 16
we never exchanged emails again SCORE 66
where did that damn pen go? SCORE 16
i didn’t want to turn my head to the right anyway SCORE 46
he was in the middle of a presentation SCORE 45
today was a good day SCORE 38
porn title SCORE 39
when the hunger hits SCORE 58
textbook-ception SCORE 50
giving up is my favorite SCORE 21
rowboatcop SCORE 28
the fuck did you just say to me? SCORE 38
this is a crime against humanity SCORE 30
patience is a virtue i don’t possess SCORE 36
that’s cold blooded SCORE 53
i guess no one in the group chat really likes me SCORE 39
how could you, son? SCORE 42
i want to squash his face SCORE 47
happiness comes from day fading SCORE 34
always check your extra charges SCORE 47
dog fart pranks SCORE 24
i won’t ask again SCORE 55
bill refused to give up. Good job, bill SCORE 38
like that! SCORE 53
horny bbq SCORE 30
i want to take his face.. off SCORE 25
genius SCORE 26
Labrathor retriever SCORE 33
they have 5 stars on yelp SCORE 36
nothing but sympathy for that shark SCORE 32