pleaaaase mooom SCORE 25
childhood made 10000x better SCORE 28
no therapist is qualified for this SCORE 15
that would be em-bear-assing SCORE 12
sometimes you gotta treat yourself SCORE 12
make the most of your special day SCORE 33
god healeth limbs and taketh them away SCORE 7
these babies will be worth so many (pennies) in the future SCORE 16
a pole position SCORE 25
it’s all coming together now… SCORE 20
work besties stayin besties SCORE 19
call me a dragon the way i breathe fire SCORE 4
ultimate marketing campaign SCORE 20
make some space for me in the career field SCORE 16
someone spilled the beans SCORE 18
the things we do for work SCORE 22
gotta zoom to work and beat rush hour SCORE 26
one day love will come to me…. SCORE 32
he must get to the point SCORE 23
how trucks pass each other SCORE 14
looks like big sun is back at its bs SCORE 21
ah yes, the quantums were really mechanical SCORE 11
smash that like button SCORE 9
time’s up, buddy SCORE 45
oh thanks for clearing that up SCORE 13
it never hurts to buy 20! SCORE 12
“how the truck did you manage to do that?” SCORE 17
“oh, and that one’s george” SCORE 10
all your base are belong to us SCORE 2
no need to be so sour about it SCORE 9
having a personal roast anytime you want sounds great tbh SCORE 49
quit norsin’ around SCORE 23