
am i a pig? SCORE 12

404 error SCORE 8

drunk humming bird SCORE 34

new perspective on life SCORE 14

fig newton shoes SCORE 15

false advertising SCORE 9

failed eye test SCORE 34

they traded places SCORE 28

resistance is futile SCORE 7

drunk drama SCORE 9

myself, obviously SCORE 32

you can’t yeehaw away from your problems SCORE 16

they would breed SCORE 25

i’ll be back SCORE 9

earth sandwich SCORE 36

there’s always money in the cocktail dress SCORE 12

the box isn’t edible? SCORE 7

delicates SCORE 3

he’s got good balance SCORE 10

spare cats SCORE 19

wrong on so many levels SCORE 6

no depressed eggs SCORE 26

give the church cat time to adjust SCORE 35

all the yes SCORE 16

there goes my week SCORE 22

more cheesecake SCORE 16

slow dumb cat SCORE 14

so hungry i could eat you SCORE 12

bologna! SCORE 18

the lord’s carbs SCORE 15

nice cat SCORE 9

whoops SCORE 6