I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
When in doubt, lick the door… SCORE 243
I Love My School SCORE 310
I was mugged! SCORE 130
I yawned! SCORE 10
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
BROFIST SCORE -2
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
Self checkout. SCORE 243
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
I love you more than… SCORE 122
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
Wrong Show SCORE 192
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
How is this possible? SCORE 277
Because Reasons SCORE 224
Word! SCORE 20
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
Friends SCORE 20
My feelings toward college. SCORE 157
Thanks Max. SCORE 327
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
Some enemies lose the fight… SCORE 269
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150