The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19
I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 24
Gave me a reason to shower, anyway. SCORE 32
US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24
Be petty SCORE 35
This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14
To the rescue? SCORE 24
Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 28
2020 does not look good on me… bro SCORE 33
Corona bad. SCORE 28
Beware the danger. SCORE 27
Long live the queen!? SCORE 30
We don’t have to agree on much, but please understand. SCORE 29
Preparation pays off. SCORE 100
Preach, Papa. SCORE 41
2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 31
We need you, bud. SCORE 18
Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 30
Shield thy neighbour. SCORE 28
Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 21
🤔 SCORE 20
Nailed it. SCORE 42
Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 18
Black Lives Matter Plaza by order of Mayor Bowser SCORE 27
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 37
You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 27
Le sigh… SCORE 25
Discovered a shop entrance 11 feet below the current shops… SCORE 29
Absolute class. SCORE 25
Honey，I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 24
everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27
Let it happen. SCORE 34
