Go ahead. Try to pet my belly. SCORE 9
Food occupies my mind. SCORE 15
invisible basketballs SCORE 15
My sister’s creepy two-legged cat. SCORE 13
Nope Nope Nope SCORE 17
hover orcas SCORE 11
The Princess Bride was the original Game of Thrones. SCORE 146
12 Ways to Tie Your Shoe Laces SCORE 141
This is my song! SCORE 90
I’m feeling lucky! SCORE 18
Because screw your gluten “allergy.” SCORE 5
That’s a valid point SCORE 252
How my wife waits for homemade cookies. SCORE 151
government logic SCORE 11
Visiting friends who don’t have kids. SCORE 11
What torture. SCORE 190
Sailor Aang SCORE 10
No officer… SCORE 146
3D Printed Sugar Cubes SCORE 168
Every time I open a card from my grandma. SCORE 85
I Point and Laugh at Archaeologist SCORE 202
When you put a Starbucks next to a basketball court. SCORE -8
Motorbike Crossing a Swimming Pool SCORE 16
Edinburgh, Scotland SCORE 135
quiet fives SCORE -3
Thriller. SCORE 137
HALP SCORE 14
Mission impossible SCORE 5
Teeth so white they can’t dance. SCORE 129
Trying to find pictures of purebred cats on google, was not dissapointed SCORE 17
Shooting Stars SCORE 14
The old switcharoo. SCORE 18
