Like a sir. SCORE 289
The Cone of Shame SCORE 15
I wish this happened more often. SCORE 291
Every time. SCORE 148
If you believe food looks just like shown on the box… SCORE 78
It took me 5 minutes to write that text… SCORE 183
It’s a hamster sandwich. SCORE 143
How it feels when talking to people I hardly know. SCORE 232
The haunted toaster. SCORE 40
Impossible Youtube duet: Miles Davis improvising on LCD Soundsystem. SCORE 133
If I fits I sits. SCORE 212
Bond Girls then And now. SCORE 174
How I feel as a grad student in a first year course. SCORE 186
Goldfish. SCORE 131
Kittens watching tennis. SCORE 42
We threw a birthday party for this caterpillar. SCORE 174
Probable. SCORE 363
You complete me. SCORE 105
When Marshall’s dad has a heart attack. SCORE 504
T-rex high heels. SCORE 162
Trollololo. SCORE 169
Whenever my teacher says this in class.. SCORE 132
No one must learn that my fur is delicious. SCORE 149
Don’t take your education for granted. SCORE 326
Trojan condoms. SCORE 106
The cake is a lie. SCORE 191
So that’s how it happened. SCORE 239
Dr. Sith SCORE 185
Mom logic. SCORE 190
Whenever I go back to the gym for the first time. SCORE 115
The allegory of the werewolf. SCORE 129
Everyone is a genius SCORE 232
