not sure this really counts SCORE 32
act your wage SCORE 18
treat yourself SCORE 15
don’t judge me SCORE 14
this was me in high school SCORE 19
it’s a bread knife SCORE 18
like magic SCORE 39
corvid testing, because you know you wanna know SCORE 27
brain: enjoy the panic attack! SCORE 16
may the force be with you SCORE 28
cops are on speed dial SCORE 25
dating in your 30s SCORE 23
feels like i’m there! SCORE 16
later doesn’t work for me SCORE 12
every word plagiarized SCORE 21
the crumpled t shirt is a really good listener SCORE 21
and they became best friends after SCORE 32
always proofread your pamphlets before distributing them to the flock SCORE 15
did someone say potatoes? SCORE 19
antreefa SCORE 23
all busses are loved equally SCORE 49
she did what was necessary SCORE 32
i might be a vampire SCORE 25
turns out the code was pretty easy to guess SCORE 26
my happiness almost lasted a whole minute this time SCORE 22
that is correct SCORE 21
cat ownership defined SCORE 32
always assume the worst SCORE 32
my genius is unequaled SCORE 22
wartime golf rules SCORE 21
the truth has finally been revealed SCORE 24
every freaking day SCORE 21