
Mormon gingerbread house SCORE 247

Every morning... SCORE 267

How to twerk SCORE 130

I could believe this plot... SCORE 75

Fast walker? SCORE 182

In your darkest hour... SCORE 120

Got the job SCORE 145

Those eyes tell a better story than anyone else could. SCORE 70

Genetics SCORE 142

...but I want to party. SCORE 408

Wat SCORE 84

Be more spontaneous as the occasion affords. SCORE 29

All the Fords! SCORE 113

The Rich Language Of A Dalek SCORE 40

Whiny man-babies run the government. SCORE 116

Middle-aged Harry Potter books. SCORE 121

Hillary be like, "I wanna end corruption in Wall Street." SCORE 95

My three-year-old kid today SCORE 87

How I feel about any hot city. SCORE 180

Most common lies SCORE 207

Mum was having too much fun... SCORE 75

Culinary inequality. SCORE 232

I halp you. SCORE 252

I miss Lilo and Stitch :( SCORE 165

Hug ya self, occasionally. SCORE 32

Doubt. SCORE 157

I used to be socially awkward... SCORE 180

Tis a blessed time. SCORE 29

Friend pick up lines. SCORE 488

Whenever I walk into a spider web at face level. SCORE 171

Karma's a bitch SCORE 143

please go on... SCORE 82