they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 20
I still have nightmares about Rainbow road SCORE 37
record amount of stabs SCORE 32
smart shopping SCORE 39
dogs are smarter than humans SCORE 36
only made me like the place more SCORE 38
pretty much SCORE 29
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
quarantine casually depressed SCORE 29
you’re in grape danger SCORE 31
hot take! SCORE 59
at least he listened SCORE 25
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
he might be right SCORE 30
Deborah was not happy SCORE 30
the trinity of tedium SCORE 67
$30 uber SCORE 30
nap time! SCORE 38
you will pay for this betrayal hooman SCORE 33
what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40
life insurance payout SCORE 42
they’re brutal SCORE 45
charge your phone on your lunch break SCORE 25
holy cow! SCORE 40
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
this dad was on another level SCORE 39
chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 29
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25
always make it a true daily double SCORE 28
it’s a test SCORE 21