i always spill SCORE 17
i’m canceling SCORE 9
call the fire department SCORE 4
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 35
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 22
an impossible task SCORE 20
excuse me SCORE 19
this is why i drink SCORE 29
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
back to bed! SCORE 19
i have layers SCORE 33
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
hi friend! SCORE 31
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
definitely a dog SCORE 46
clever SCORE 29
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
anyone else relate to this? SCORE 41
they get huge SCORE 22
thanks for the insult SCORE 33
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
english burn SCORE 27
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
who’s in? SCORE 34
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
