Being married is hard. SCORE 30
The Secretary Bird thinks it’s pretty hot stuff. SCORE 34
When you lie on the resume but nail the interview… SCORE 28
We do live in a society… SCORE 29
Protect this one. SCORE 31
Right on the pavement SCORE 37
Seriously Mona, cut the crap. SCORE 37
On millennials and tea. SCORE 43
The 20’s may get us, yet… SCORE 26
vv cool SCORE 25
This rotten fruit made of precious stones SCORE 24
No I don’t think it will… SCORE 22
It’s kind of my thing this year… SCORE 31
Recursed tea… SCORE 25
Better eat ALL your supper… gotta carbo load before we crucify. SCORE 22
The game changes a man SCORE 28
No Talk ! I am Angry ! SCORE 27
boop activated… SCORE 26
1993 Halle Berry was rad. SCORE 25
Dad missed the joke… SCORE 39
Look at the statistics, tho. SCORE 27
Wow. No need to rub it in… SCORE 22
I’m not sure what you were expecting… SCORE 30
I’m not above the law. SCORE 38
Kraken ad on a London Bus SCORE 28
The Brady Bunch meeting the Jackson 5 SCORE 25
He is not impressed. SCORE 30
Yes? Father is that you? SCORE 31
$6.95 E-mail Delivery Fee? Send it by owl, thanks… SCORE 25
*Limited Edition* Frozen 2 banana? SCORE 18
The dog seems confused. SCORE 14
*huff* that’s not what I meant. SCORE 29
