Marry someone from Google. SCORE 178
A dog’s life SCORE 10
He made his bed… SCORE 17
Velocirapture SCORE 13
College tuition. SCORE 14
Seems legit. SCORE 126
Marriage. SCORE 109
Take off the mask SCORE 159
Words SCORE 197
The mighty milipede SCORE 198
I AM HOME! SCORE 133
Wizard fails to account for microfluidics SCORE 8
Ultra Stark Hairspray SCORE 8
Head bump, bro! SCORE 12
He really likes 50 Cent SCORE 13
This chicken’s body, organs, meat, and bones are black. SCORE 12
Smile. SCORE 11
I guess that I should pay attention in class today SCORE 153
Turns out my professor does read the papers we turn in SCORE 154
Thanks God… SCORE 9
Thanks grampa SCORE 205
Straight Outta High School SCORE 5
Kids these days… SCORE 167
Jon Hamm does what he wants SCORE 186
Can’t wait for the release. SCORE 14
Blasphemy SCORE 13
The saddest receipt SCORE 164
A temporary truce. SCORE 111
What people talk about at work SCORE 9
All aboard! SCORE 10
Dessert Stomach SCORE 120
The best lake. SCORE 9
